Laugh Out Loud Quotes
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that animals in the wild eat their young so they better get their shit together.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
I may look like I’m having deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m thinking about what I’m going to eat later.
A good run is like a cup of coffee… I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.
Funny guys are dangerous, they’ll make you laugh, and laugh and laugh then boom you are naked.